Horror Question

WIFE: Sweetie, how many women have you

slept with after we got married?

HUSBAND: (Quiet)

WIFE: (10 minutes later) Sweetie, I asked you a

question!

HUSBAND: (Quiet)

WIFE: (15 minutes later) Are you afraid to tell me

the truth?

HUSBAND: Will you just keep quiet and let me

finish counting.....

The Wife fainted....

.

.

.(silence)

.

.

. (Three minutes later)

.

.

. (Loud bang)

.

.

. (The end!)